Diary of a Dough Hoe

Dough-Hoe: (n) A Pastry Chef or enthusiest. Name created by jealous Culinary bitches with no real talent.

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londonphile:

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CABIN PRESSURE and the Episode...

A:
where there is smoke in the flight deck (probably)
B:
where there is smoke in the loo (definitely)
C:
where Arthur thinks the passenger is hot (and chaos ensues)
D:
where Carolyn thinks the passengers aren't hot (and chaos ensues)
E:
where the presence of a millionaire causes trouble
F:
where the absence of a millionaire causes trouble
G:
where the passenger and her bassoon must not be apart (also cheesecake)
H:
where the passenger and her sister must not be together (also fishcake)
I:
where they rescue a victim who was not actually in danger and cause two victims in the process
J:
where they repair a plane that was not actually broken and cause a broken car in the process
K:
where they hang around Fitton airfield for about a week (literally)
L:
where they hang around Russia for about a week (figuratively)
M:
where there is some trouble but they sort it out together and are a happy little family because they just need each other so much asdadaddfff
N:
where Martin tries to be Maverick (and fails)
O:
with the otters in heaven
P:
where Martin tries to be Miss Marple (and fails)
Q:
with the polar bears on the ground
R:
where Douglas does something clever (but ruines the day)
S:
where Douglas does something clever (and saves the day)
T:
where there isn't enough alcohol
U:
where there isn't enough alcohol (but too much pineapple juice)
V:
where Martin is rescued from a dragon by a stranger
W:
where Martin is rescued from a dragon by his friends
X:
where they are annoyed because they are stuck together
Y:
where they are annoyed because they are stuck apart
Z:
(oh god....)

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If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you’re doing

rosecoveredtardis:

  • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
  • Have you had something to drink today?
  • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 
  • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

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